I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.
bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
182nd day of the year.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
"Jim Dingilian has an amazing technique for creating art out of old bottles. He fills them with smoke and then scrapes away the coating left inside the glass by the smoke.”
Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
reasons why fall out boy is better than a boyfriend
- fall out boy doesn’t cancel date
- fall out boy care about you
- fall out boy sound like a hug
- fall out boy there at 2am when everything sucks
- fall out boy make you cry good tears
- does your boyfriend rock a fedora I think no